Young men can do it often!

Mature men can do it along time!

But who wants to do an old man for a long time?

A bank robber with dislexia walks up to the teller,

hands her a gun,.

and says  "Don't stick around! This is a fuckup!!"

A young man out for a drive in the countryside has car trouble and needs help.

He see's a farrm house and walks up to the door,asking if he could call for a tow truck.

Farmer says sure,and as they wait on the porch the young man notices a pig with three legs.

The farmer says   "son that is a hero pig! last year my house caught fire and that pig got my whole family

out of the house before anyone got hurt!"

Wow! says the young man, "is that how he lost a leg?

Farmer: "Son! you just can't eat a pig like that all at once!"

Now,I know your thinking....okcute! but are they really an article?

Probably not! But I like to think of them as very short stories!

They are kind of like milking a bull.

When it's all over, you reall did not get much done for the day,

but at least you made a new friend!

If laughter is the best medicine, Why do all the funniest jokes come from the sickest minds?

A Demon Finds a married couple that are having an awfull fight,and whispers to the man.."I will give you three wishes!" Wish for anything your heart desires,

but!..."anything you wish for ,I am giving your wife twice as much of it!"

The husband thinks on this for a bit, and wishes for a huge house. Done says the demon! And bam,The wife has Two Houses!

The man is furious!....I want 5 million dollars, he says! Done! and bam! she has 10!!

He starts to scream at the demon in outrage,..pauses ...and begins to chuckle to himself.Demon wants to know whats so funny?

The man tells him not to worry about it, And makes the final wish...."I want you to beat me half to death!" Done! And bam!

Now it may not seem like an article about sex and relationships at first glance,but  if you think about it....what could be more important to any sort of interaction! long term or casual.

Than this one truth...."no matter what happens, keep your humor about you,and you will do well all of your days!"

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