TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE):   During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a ...

A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins.  Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable d...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?  Juan on Juan   What is a Yankee?  The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.   What is the difference between a ...

Billy-Bob and Bubba were sitting in back of their trailers shooting the breeze. Billy-Bob asked Bubba, "If I snuck ovah to yore house while you wuz out fishin an' fucked your wife, an' she got pr...

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it....

"Baking Making " Ingredients: 2 Loving eyes. 2 Loving arms 2 Well shaped legs 2 Firm milk containers 1 Fur lined mixing bowl 2 Large nuts 1 Large bananaMethod:Look into loving eyes. Fold in lovi...

Young men can do it often! Mature men can do it along time! But who wants to do an old man for a long time?   A bank robber with dislexia walks up to the teller, hands her a gun,. and s...